Thursday 26 September 2013

The League to Dubai Regional Finals experience at Macdonald - Donnington Grove 23-24 Sep 2013

Having qualified for both the Pairs and the Singles regional finals at the Macdonald Donnington Grove, Max and I organised to stay for two nights and have a practise round on the Sunday in preparation. We arrived too early to check in and just cracked on with our practice round. We played from the competition tee boxes as the two Jasons had mentioned that the League to Dubai tees wouldn’t be too far forward from them.

What a beast of a course! 7100-odd yards is a new experience for me!
Max and I had a great practice round. We managed to score 42 points off ¾ handicaps (both of us shot rounds of 34points!) and we were feeling very confident about our chances the following day in the pairs South Regional final. I did mention that it was a practice round.

We had a couple of strong lemonades after our practice and hit the hay before midnight in preparation for our big day, the last chance to get to Dubai as a pair.

Not 100% sure what went wrong. Was it the fact that we wore shorts in anticipation of the promised sunshine? Was it just the pressure of our expectations? Was it the nerves from playing with such a prize on offer? We will not likely ever know the answer, but the end result was laughable! Our chances to get to Dubai together were dashed by the dreaded countback! The fact that we were in equal last place on 30 points and the countback was for the final place is irrelevant!

I really feel quite bad about how poorly I played in that pairs game with Max. I couldn’t hit my driver straight (a little bit crucial on that course), my approach shots were poor which led to very poor chips! I have managed to blank most of that round from my memory although there were a couple of memorable moments.

I hit the ball absolutely incredibly on the driving range. Max said he did the same. Sadly, I left that form on the range. The first tee was a little bit daunting especially as Max and I had spent the better part of an hour watching all the other groups teeing off. I was a little bit nervy and my first ‘necky’ drive was the result. Max leaked a little right and our accompanying pairing of James and Nick smashed their golf balls with their shiny Nike Covert drivers into oblivion. James put on a clinic for Max and I, especially his driving. It was awesome! Nick got almost as frustrated as I did through most of the round, possibly more so. He and James would have been in with a shout of winning on a normal day, something just didn’t click for them around the greens.

The par4 5th hole is almost driveable with bunkers most of the way down the left and water just short of the green on the slicers side. James smashed his drive to the fringe of the green and Max and I both faded to the right. Max came out of the tree short of the pond and I was smack-bang in the middle of the tree. Rummaging around in the tree I found that I could chip out to the fairway and chose to do that instead of drop in the rough. Amazingly it worked! And I managed to escape with a bogey and a solitary point.

The 7th hole is not too long. It’s a dogleg left with a large group of large trees on the right. I found those trees and found someone else’s ball but never found mine. I ran back to the tee (should have hit a provisional, but the ground was clear and open under the trees) and swiped a drive to within a yard of Max’s ball. The delay and rushing around may have scrambled our heads. Max managed to hit my ball instead of his and we both ended up with zero points from that hole.

The highlight of the round for me was a fantastic 3 hole par stretch for 8 points by Max over the tough 15th to 17th holes. Nick and James were a delight to go around the course with and they finished with a much more respectable score of 37 points which was quite a way short of the winning mark.

The pairs competition was won on 45 points by Colin Ledwith (2) and Alan Smith (8) and the runners up also on the plane were Joe Sach (5) and Dan Smith (7) with fantastic golf on a pretty testing course.

Max and I found ourselves in the bar again after the debacle that was our spectacular failure of attempting to qualify for the finals in Dubai. We had a great time having a pint or two with Bob and Narinder and just managed to get to the room before my coach turned back into a pumpkin.

Max and Narinder were both saying that Bob and I would be sans caddy for the singles as they were going to have a round of golf together. Their minds were changed in the morning as their stomachs were a touch seedy and their brains were trying to escape through their eye sockets. They looked a picture! The other factor that probably helped to change their minds was the fact that you could not see more than 50 yards away due to some pretty thick fog, so the chances of escaping before the first group were slim to none.

Speaking of the first group, it was me in a two-ball with Roger Gonsalves and I was first to tee off. Eeeek!

I just didn’t want to finish last for the second day in a row.

I had a break through on the range before teeing off and realised that I had lost the spine tilt at address with my driver the day before leading to my righty-rights. I love the feeling of a well struck drive. I love knowing almost without looking that it will be where you were aiming. I love being able to pick up your tee from where it was placed (minus the ball!). I love the feeling of ‘nothing’ in your hands on and through impact. I had all of that on the first tee, plus the fact that I wouldn’t have seen it land even if I had looked, it was still quite foggy!

I had the touch and the feel on the front nine! I parred the first three holes and only bogeyed 2 from 9 holes leaving me with a 2-over score of 21 points! I didn’t have many easy birdie opportunities, but I didn’t really expect to. I was just happy to be playing well again. My long putts were going close enough and I was confident over the 2 to 4 foot putts I was left with. Most of the chips I was left with were the putt with a 6 or 7iron type and were going close too! It was feeling like my day.

It was, however, a very long walk between the outward nine and the start of the inward nine. I was trying SO hard not to get carried away with my thoughts, but 21 points on the front 9 had the little gears spinning. I managed to scramble bogeys with shots over the next 4 holes for 8 more points. My drives were starting to leak and my approaches were a bit wayward but my chipping and putting were keeping the finish line in sight.
Jason and Jason caught up to us on the par3 14th hole. I hit a pretty nice 3iron to the rough adjacent to the front left of the hole while they were watching and was pretty pleased with myself. I then hit a chip about 6 inches from where I wanted it to land so that it stayed on the top of the little bank, tried to putt down the bank and the ball developed brakes and a ‘chute. I putted twice more for a 5 and my first and only blob of the round. I was a little bit steamy at myself after that.

I then managed to slice on the difficult par5 15th hole requiring a provisional. The provisional ball allowed me to remember my loss of spine tilt with the big stick and the slice was gone again. I did manage to find my first ball. Max found a very ambitious line from the deep, juicy rough over a steep embankment, over the lake to the next hole's teeing area. I couldn’t see it working so I chose to punch out under some branches back to the fairway. I hit the branches and had to play from the rough again, but I still think I would have ended up in the water the other way. More scrambling led to a 7 for 1point and a deep thankful sigh that I got a point. I had been in a few bunkers throughout the round so far and was very pleased with how I was playing from them.

Par3 16th saw me in yet another bunker, this time I was on the downslope needing to climb over a substantial bank. I had been using my 56 degree wedge from the bunkers all day but this shot called for the 60 degree. I kept my knees bent and hit with confidence and bingo! It came out and landed on the green. The putt left wasn’t fantastic, but it was better than another bunker shot or a pitch from the rough! I just missed the putt for par and settled for another bogey and 1 more point. 

I now had 2 points from a three hole stretch and should have been feeling a bit ‘tight’. The fact that I had managed to scramble points from the two previous holes instead of blobs had me feeling a bit buoyed!

I smashed my drive straight down the left centre of the 17th fairway leaving myself a short iron down the massively steep hill to the green. It came up short but another chip with a long MP32 iron had the ball perched on the same level as the hole about 8 feet away, just begging to be holed, so I did. 3 points and a massive smile and sigh of relief!

Another extraordinarily long hike to the 18th hole and it was all to play for. I had 34 points so far and didn’t have a shot on the last hole. A drive over the left fairway bunker was the order of the moment and I mishit it so badly left that it was heading into the Booneys! The ball hit the base of a tree before the bush, ricocheted up the hill above the fairway bunker and perched in a small, pruned shrub about 2 inches off the deck. Lady Luck was smiling on me!
Roger saw me grab my pitching wedge, told me to put it back and grab my 5iron instead and to punch out to the front of the green and two-putt for a par4. I saw exactly what he meant, did exactly what he said and got it to the front of the final green. Thanks Roger! 

Two putts from there were going to be a bit challenging. It was the only hole that I had to disagree with Max’s read on and I managed to get it close and pop it in for par and 2 more points to finish with 36points! I was feeling pretty good about that score even though I had left quite a few shot on the course.

Roger and I had pulled out a substantial gap over the rest of the groups so we enjoyed the sun and chatted to Jason and Jason for an hour or so while the next two groups came in. In one of those groups was Paul Johnson with 34points. I got a bit nervous after that, how easily had he got those points? How many others had the rub of the green today? Was I going to get through??? AAaargh!

Back to the bar to wait and watch the rest of the groups come in and enter their scores onto the system. Rob Flanagan came in with a 35 and freaked me out by saying he thought a 40 point haul was capable. 

I hoped he was joking, nodded and smiled.

We sat together and hoped, getting more nervous and excited each time 3 more cards came in. Paul Johnson was eventually joined on 34 points by Tim Clayton and John Taylor with John taking the third place on a countback after no more scores better than their 34’s came in. That left the three of us booking our places to Dubai! I still can’t quite believe it, I am so excited about this once in a lifetime experience I am about to have. There might be more than one blog post about the Dubai experience!

Max’s help was invaluable throughout the day, he kept my wits about me very well and his support and encouragement were comforting and timely. I hope he or I win the lotto so that he can come to Dubai and be my caddy! Massive thankyou to Jason Swann and Jason Tabor who are the faces, hearts and souls of the League to Dubai. It is a fantastic competition and a great format, I have had a phenomenally excellent time.


Final huge ‘Thanks’ has to go to my League competitors, especially Paul Culliford. Without him beating Neil in the last singles game, I wouldn’t be going. Next time I am anywhere near the Vale Resort, beers will be forthcoming!

There will be some pictures on The League to Dubai's facebook page at www.facebook.com/leaguetodubai .

Thursday 19 September 2013

Almost a slam dunk!

I was that close to my first ever hole in one yesterday! Would have been a cheap shout too with only a few of us at the club!

Tuesday 17 September 2013

Bandit?

I don’t want to be that guy!



There seems to me to be an underlying and quite entrenched misunderstanding of the term Bandit at my golf club, across a couple of social media sites and on some forums. I believe it is quite damaging to the enjoyment of golf from all perspectives.

To me a Bandit is a cheat. It’s not a word I like to be called and it generally draws quite a poor response from me.

A bandit is not someone who tries their best every week. A bandit is not someone who might happen to play to their handicap more than three times per year (a ludicrous statement!). A bandit is not someone who is consistently reducing their handicap through the documented and approved process set out by CONGU (or similar). A bandit is not automatically someone who can smash a drive nearly 300yards, they probably struggle around and on the greens and quite often will be any number of yards to the side of the fairway and playing many provisional balls.

My understanding of a bandit is ‘someone who protects their handicap’ to put themselves in a better position to win ‘special’ competitions.

That could be through throwing away points deliberately to finish competition rounds outside the reduction zone. It could be through playing at two different clubs and not maintaining your handicap at your home club (is that even possible in this day and age?). It could be through only playing non-qualifying’ events that don’t effect your handicap until your ‘special’ event.

I don’t want to be that guy.

I want to get to scratch or there-abouts and there will be many more 40-point Stableford scores to come if I am to achieve this. It’s not possible without them and it is possible for a low handicapper to achieve 40 points, how else would there be amateurs playing from +4 or +5?

I have found myself in a situation though.

I have entered this weekend’s medal competition at Coed-y-Mwstwr. If I'm free, I play each Saturday. On Monday and Tuesday I have two regional finals for the League to Dubai. VERY SPECIAL COMPETITIONS for me!! My game is feeling really good at the moment and I am certain I can do very well, very soon. I am going to try my best this Saturday. I may not win, but I am fairly sure that IF I can keep it in play from the tee (unfortunately a BIG if), I can get my handicap to come down some more. 

Would there be many (if any?) who would play their best in this situation?

I entered the League to Dubai competition as a 22-handicapper in March and have had my handicap reduced to 14.7 so far. I even volunteered a scorecard from one of my non-qualifying (for handicap purposes due to being from ¾ handicap) league matches to our handicap secretary so that my handicap would come down and people would stop calling me a bandit! I try not to let it get to me, but sometimes I bite (Sorry Martin!).

Anyway, I am going to try my best on Saturday and even if I do get my handicap reduced I believe I can still play well on Monday and Tuesday and the reduction will just get me one step closer to my golfing goal of category 1 golf. Also the fact that the League to Dubai competition is from ¾ handicap softens the potential reduction.


Feel free to leave a comment below or on facebook or twitter. I’m interested in your thoughts on my understanding of Banditness.

Saturday 14 September 2013

My Kind of Backyard!

John E Morgan checks out the house Rory grew up in as part of the coverage of the 888poker PGA EuroPro tour. They've stolen my backyard!
Check it out!